Bit of context: a colleague at my lab left recently, and left everybody little gifts hidden around our desks. I opened up a drawer to find a 3Kg wheel of cheese (that's 6.6lbs for my American bretheren). We laughed and I took the cheese home, and I cut it up and stored it in tubs.
It's common knowledge in the lab that I'm a Satanist, and it turns out that the colleague in question somehow managed to imprint a Baphomet pattern into the underside of the cheese.