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Zach Black Nov 27 '14

Alright. Myself and other Satanists are doing a documentary about Satanism, Satanists couples and online satanic networks. This is a professional documentary that will be sold to history channel, CNN or MSNBC. I need to find a GF for the filming. The one I had lined up flaked. And when I say GF I say that loosely. This is acting. Minor acting but still acting. No strings attached.

Requirements are that you will get to Portland OR from the 14th-19th. You are attractive woman and not a dumbass . You are okay with being on TV as my GF for the filming. Mild physical affect such as hugging,holding hands ect is required to make this believable. Once you get to Portland I will provide living arrangements should you be comfortable staying at my place. Or you can get a hotel. I will provide food, drink and entertainment.

There is no financial compensation. I wish there was. I might be able to get the producer to cover the cost of getting you out here. But, unlikely.

So, bottom line if you wanna be on TV with us and can get to Portland on the 14th to the 19th ( 15th to 18th will work to ) hit me up. You will be on TV. You need not use your real name. But there will be a film crew in your face. The clock is ticking. We are gonna do this very soon. And I am gonna do it solo if need be. But, I would prefer to have a woman with me to do this. Same producer who got me on comedy central.. see video.

http://www.chud.com/141019/anthony-jeselnik-owns-satanism

Anna
Anna Nov 27 '14

Quote from Zach_Black I need to find a GF for the filming. The one I had lined up flaked. And when I say GF I say that loosely. This is acting. Minor acting but still acting. No strings attached. Requirements are that you will get to Portland OR from the 14th-19th. You are attractive woman and not a dumbass . You are okay with being on TV as my GF for the filming. Mild physical affect such as hugging,holding hands ect is required to make this believable.


I really don't understand the people who are fed up with the Satanic forums and networks. They must have no sense of humor. C'mon, where else would you get so many free laughs? :))
Owner/Admin
Owner/Admin Nov 27 '14

Quote from AnnaCzereda I really don't understand the people who are fed up with the Satanic forums and networks. They must have no sense of humor. C'mon, where else would you get so many free laughs? :))
Not sure if I am following you. This is real. Gonna be filmed and on TV regardless. But, the documentary is primarily about Satanic couples... So I need to find a second half. If I do not the show will go on.
Anna
Anna Nov 27 '14
I know this is real. I just found it slightly amusing. That's all.
Owner/Admin
Owner/Admin Nov 27 '14

Quote from AnnaCzereda I know this is real. I just found it slightly amusing. That's all.
Oh. Yeah it is funny. You should come be my GF Anna... that would be truly funny :)
Owner/Admin
Owner/Admin Nov 28 '14
Done! Giggidy.
The Forum post is edited by Owner/Admin Nov 28 '14
Anna
Anna Nov 28 '14
I suppose if there is more than one candidate, there's gonna be a hell of a competition. Something akin to the beauty contest with Zach as the jury. Girls jump on the ring! Show this! Show that! Mmm...
Owner/Admin
Owner/Admin Nov 28 '14
The bold, beautiful and adventurous will win out. And she already did. :)
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