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rigo666
rigo666 May 2 '23
We need a thread to make pharmaceutical drug names that sound very real. I'll start.


Herpetran - helps decrease herpes flare ups.


Impromethadril - helps meth addicts break the habit.


Priaprone - named after the god Priapus. Helps with erectile disfunction.


Vaginol - helps women with dry vaginas get moist. 



rigo666
rigo666 May 2 '23
Hipposlimadone - helps morbidly obese people lose weight.
Dark Enlightenment
Dark Enlightenment May 2 '23

Zyklesko - Chlorestoral drug 

Quoapyz - (Kwo-uh-peez) - Mood leveler for Oppositional Definant Disorder

Abraxa - A Mexican sedation drug that's 1.4% Fentanyl. 

Cyclohydroxicone - A maximum strength motion sickness drug. 

 

Dark Enlightenment
Dark Enlightenment May 2 '23
Carnaydyyardian - A protein supplement for vegans. 


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rigo666
rigo666 May 2 '23
Bangdafren - makes friends you have a crush on want to sleep with you without need for alcohol.


Accudriverzine - makes asian people drive good. 


Chingprodong - makes asian men's penises grow at least an inch bigger.


Mucolax - makes dry noses that is prone to bleed wet.


Rectobiden - makes liberals realize what an ass Biden really is.


Firmalax - makes your stool hard and firm and easy to excrete. 








rigo666
rigo666 May 2 '23
Travoltazol - makes gay people straight again. Named after John Travolta. This drug is needed these woke times.
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rigo666
rigo666 May 2 '23
Derpadril - given to dumb people to increase their IQ.
Dark Enlightenment
Dark Enlightenment May 2 '23

Whorovax - A prep medication that works for all viral STD's


Submittimol - A truth serum. 


Corderozapatolax - a veterinary drug to protect male bovine hooves.


Corderazapatalax - a veterinary drug to protect female bovine hooves.



rigo666
rigo666 May 2 '23
Geruchsfreinol - gets rid of old people smell. People over 60 should take once a day.
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Sabrina
Sabrina May 3 '23
Flushretinopathysmo- for people who suffer from forgetting to flush after they use the washrooms
rigo666
rigo666 May 3 '23
Prolotrim - makes neck smooth and hairless for men with neckbeards.
rigo666
rigo666 May 3 '23
Retrozacor - makes Zach not apathetic to the network he created. 
Dark Enlightenment
Dark Enlightenment May 3 '23
Tramampoline & Trabopoline - Two drugs when taken in unison turn you into a cartoon character. 



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rigo666
rigo666 May 4 '23
Ebonicone - makes black people speak English normal like everybody else.
Dark Enlightenment
Dark Enlightenment May 5 '23
Sinistrex - artificially induces LHP tendencies. Side effects include; cynicism, apathy, misanthropy, an obsession with circuitous irony, playing with people on the internet, offensive use of ideology as leverage, and self-indulgent narcissism.
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rigo666
rigo666 May 6 '23
Powershelladone - makes installing anything on your PC using Windows Powershell scripts very easy and work all the time.
rigo666
rigo666 May 18 '23
Omnipharmaconiambrutolodonamineproprabrantoxiconadril - this pharmaceutical drug does what every other pharmaceutical drug does, and it has all of their side affects too. 
Cornelius Coburn
Cornelius Coburn May 21 '23
Neoaestheticoplasticoefficianadodiscombobuloformulaenmaxproceduro - in this contemporary day and age helps to reduce stressful and confusing thought processes related to cosmetic procedures.
Cornelius Coburn
Cornelius Coburn May 21 '23
I just wanted to do a long one too.
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