There is evidence that putting the fecal matter (shit) from a young person into your ass changes your gut biome and makes you young again.
I think this is the secret of immoprtality, and gay guys just might be the first to become immortal.
Here is how it is done, it will be a threesome. One top and two bottoms. One of the bottoms should be youthful and healthy. The top analsexes both bottoms, taking turns. Making sure to dig and drill their buttholes real good, and maximun fecal transplantation is achieved! This needs to be tested in the gay community. The conservatives on the right will become jealous.
"The Immortalizer"
Immortality doesn't cum easy!