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Cornelius Coburn
Cornelius Coburn Feb 9 '23
Should I clean my pussy? I don't what Anna thinks about this, but under normal circumstances I would say no. Cats do a pretty good job cleaning/grooming themselves and do not usually require any assistance.


Exceptions to this might be severe flea infestations, or maybe your cat tangled in close proximity to a skunk and nobody wants their pussy smelling like a skunk which also might require a bit more than a little tongue action to eradicate, so maybe a yes on that one, but typically you should just leave that pussy alone.

rigo666
rigo666 Feb 9 '23
How about bathing a manpussy? Some girls find manpussies hot. 
Sabrina
Sabrina Feb 9 '23
I think I might have accidentally killed my cat by cleaning it with Dettol. But my love for dettol is greater so it’s fine. #OCDLife
Anna
Anna Feb 10 '23
I never give my cat a bath. He would kill me. And it's harmful for cats. Every vet will tell you that, a sensible vet I mean. Even when he got fleas, I didn't clean him but called the vet and she gave him three spot on medicines. One time, when he had diarrhea and got his belly and hind paws dirty, I poured some water with soap into the basin and cleaned him with a sponge.
Cornelius Coburn
Cornelius Coburn Feb 10 '23
I think the Manpussy "killed" the cat.
Rune
Rune Feb 10 '23
I thought curiosity did that, before satisfaction brought it back.
Cornelius Coburn
Cornelius Coburn Feb 11 '23
That works both ways : it was curiosity that killed the Huntsman.
Sabrina
Sabrina Mar 14 '23
I have a question for you pet owners, how do you deal with cat bites/scratches, do you just accustom yourself to get used to it? With my kitten it feels like, a new day, a new scratch/bite
Cornelius Coburn
Cornelius Coburn Mar 14 '23

Isopropyl alcohol, the sooner the better. Cat scatches aren't usually anything to worry about unless you have a weakened immuned system or similar. They can be ugly and if you have enough on your arms people might suspect you of cutting.


The bites that you really need to be concerned with are ones that involve deep puncture wounds. Usually you only get those by attempting to break up a cat fight or by really pissing a/your cat off. They can result in serious bacterial infections that will make you ill in the least or at worse, kill you, and I've gotten sick from it a couple times. The upside I believe is that if you do survive it will strengthen your immune system, you know "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" in some cases, or so they say.


I don't think kittens should really be anything to be worried about though, and yeah you do get used to it and if anyone asks just tell them your cat did it.

Sabrina
Sabrina Mar 14 '23
Yeah my arms are definitely giving suicidal vibes, but the bites aren’t that bad, they’re basically failed attempts at bites because my kitten still has baby teeth. I’m new to this pet stuff so it feels so weird waking up to a kitten meowing at me. I’ll probably give him away soon because I don’t think I’m the best with pets, but thanks for the advice!
Dantalion
Dantalion Mar 15 '23
Any cat ladies on here? Every neighborhood has a crazy cat lady. I heard that this actually this is from a parasite that cats carry….let me look it up….called Toxoplasma Gondii. I think cat ladies are cool and satanic as fuck.
Anna
Anna Mar 15 '23
You know, in my case that would explain a lot. LMAO.
Rune
Rune Mar 15 '23
It affects rats too, which stops said rat from getting eaten.
Anna
Anna Mar 15 '23

Quote from Rune It affects rats too, which stops said rat from getting eaten.
Actually, it's to the contrary. It makes the rat attracted to the smell of cat's urine so instead of avoiding the predator the rat goes straight into the cat's mouth. This way the parasite finds a new host.


Joking aside, toxoplasmosis is only dangerous to pregnant women and immunocompromised people. It doesn't brainwash them though, just causes flu-like symptoms.

Cornelius Coburn
Cornelius Coburn Mar 15 '23

Quote from Dantalion Any cat ladies on here? Every neighborhood has a crazy cat lady. I heard that this actually this is from a parasite that cats carry….let me look it up….called Toxoplasma Gondii. I think cat ladies are cool and satanic as fuck.

Wow, now there's an amusingly amazing coincidence right out of left field, and yes, there is one that has been around for quite some time (here and there); posts on a regular basis, and although given the moniker I can't say I'm privy to the excessive aspect of it.

 

Not familiar with the parasite either and I also just looked it up. I don't know about that but my initial thoughts would be OCD, unchecked breeding, or any or some combination of the three.

The Forum post is edited by Cornelius Coburn Mar 15 '23
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