At work, I was talking to a co-worker I know is a wacky Christian (flat earther, Q'Anon / conspiracy theorist) about a friend who is a spitting image of singer Billie Eilish. I showed him a picture of the singer first because he said he didn't recognize the name. When I did, he deadpans - "she's a Devil Worshiper!"
Folks - I almost said, "no but I am!" but I kept my mouth shut - I was too stunned to respond and I wasn't in the mood for an argument but that was the funniest shit I ever heard.