Now your dad is supposed to embrace his lesbian daughter like the families of every girl that goes to a liberal arts college. He will take her see the revamped version of Frozen where one of them becomes a snow lesbian. And damn is that a trend these days. Must have been all those guys fucking blowup dolls, or saying shit like this... In any case, It's going to go further that direction in a few weeks.
Future! Less babies, more dogs..
If I was a father I'd probably sneak into it's room at night and beat it over the head for fun.
"You made too much noise brushing your teeth; Bruisey". And then make it hide under a bed or something. Everyone walking on eggshells.
And that's why abortion is good. Because you save the trauma that occurs before they catch people like me.
For everyone not a fruitcake:
New World Order The Card Came (1994)