I was just thinking about my trip to Seattle this last May and how nervous I was when I flew back. I “smuggled” a small amount of meth through the T.S.A checkpoint and in reality, I had no reason to be that nervous. I’ve smuggled “small” amounts of drugs through security many many times and it’s surprisingly easy if you know what to do. So I will share with you some of the techniques myself and other people have used so if you decide to bring a little party favor with you somewhere sometime, then you won’t be that nervous because if it worked for me, then it can work for you too. So when I flew from Seattle in May, I put a gram of meth between my cellphone case and my phone. I crushed it up so that it was relatively flat and made it so that it was as flush as possible with my phone. I also made sure to go through the airport when it was a busy time. You have to think, the TSA has to balance scanning your possessions with moving people through the lines as fast as possible so when it’s busy, they only have a few seconds to view your possessions in the x-Ray, so be sure not to look like a junkie or degenerate and put your drugs with something dense (like a cell phone). You also want to always put your drugs with your carry in luggage. In an airport, never have it on your person because they can definitely see it in the body scanner. Another good place is in your shoes under some Dr Scholls insoles towards the front of the shoe. I have a friend that smuggled a small amount of heroin that way. Now when it’s just a metal detector, you have many many more options. In this scenario you can definitely have drugs in your person. Putting drugs in one of your bodies holes would work, but if you don’t want to do that there are other techniques. When I rode a greyhound to Olympia, Wa, I had a hoodie on and what I did to smuggle a bunch of meth was I took one of those flexible straws, crushed up the meth a bit, burned the edges of the straw so that it was sealed and fed the straw through the drawstring “pocket” of the hood on my hoodie. I still kept the drawstring in there to not draw attention and I just fed it in there. Very easy. Now this next technique Probably doesn’t work anymore because too many people have done it and got busted, but it worked back in the day. What my friend did was he took a peanut butter jar, scooped out some peanut butter (he saved what he scooped out) put his drugs in there then put the peanut butter back on top of it. Then he would put the peanut butter on a hard surface and would spin it on its side over and over and over again, and if you do this enough then it flattens out the top of the peanut butter and makes it look like the jar is full. There’s probably a YouTube video about it now. I’ve smuggled drugs on Greyhounds probably 10 times. It’s really easy. Sometimes security doesn’t even check your shit. Another technique I used is I took an eight ball of heroin and put it underneath a gauze I had wrapped around my thigh. Anyways, if anyone else has any suggestions, I’d like to hear it.