This one has it all.
Anniversary Hurricane Set To Flood New Orleans Again
A destructive hurricane following the same track on the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. These Russian mail order bride named storms like fucking up Louisiana.
I picked the boring coast. (Though I promise to film the "Big One" when it happens. If it EVER happens. You get about 7 seconds of P-Waves rolling you before the main jolt. That's enough time to start a camera)
Atlantic/Gulf (hurricane relevant) living is fucking awesome. Warmer ocean, and houses on storm surge stilts. You can tell a place like Wrightsville Beach, NC has their shit down. My friend doesn't even evacuate below a Category 3. And my longing to go through a completely terrifying storm aside this one has potential..
This storm is currently predicted to hit New Orleans as a solid Category 4. But that's totally wrong. The current Gulf ocean temp exceeds 90 degrees. I predict rapidly decreasing pressure and an eventual category 5. It always happens. And they will still act surprised when it's winds touch 155 late Sunday Morning EST. That could make the decision not to order a mandatory evacuation a possible first crises for Grandpa Joe.
He will do fine as long a The Puerto Rico National Guard doesn't start shooting looters again. I also enjoy when I can strip a beloved song of its metaphor entirely. So there's that too.
...again...
