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Member Infernal Acumen
Oct 10 '21
I'm just waiting for the day that China calls us on our debts and our government opts to give up U.S. land to China. It'll be "New China" owned and operated under Chinese rule. Does anyone else see something like this possibly happening?
Nutzack Mendez Esquire
Oct 11 '21
I'm just waiting for the day that China calls us on our debts and our government opts to give up U.S. land to China. It'll be "New China" owned and operated under Chinese rule. Does anyone else see something like this possibly happening?
China is a country is Asia. It's red on the map and there is a wall holding back some yaks. People there wear lampshades and toil in the background of tapestries and wall dividers. They like dragons, rice fields, and having oversized front teeth. They like playing ping pong in big arenas with pictures of a fat guy everywhere. They use chopsticks and wear sandals.
I think these things should be taken into consideration. Seriously.
The Forum post is edited by Nutzack Mendez Esquire Oct 11 '21
Phil_Lopian
Oct 11 '21
China is a country is Asia. It's red on the map and there is a wall holding back some yaks. People there wear lampshades and toil in the background of tapestries and wall dividers. They like dragons, rice fields, and having oversized front teeth. They like playing ping pong in big arenas with pictures of a fat guy everywhere. They use chopsticks and wear sandals.
I think these things should be taken into consideration. Seriously.
I am very offended by this.
Which is the ugliest Chinese dialect?
Maybe Hokkien?
Nutzack Mendez Esquire
Oct 11 '21
Yeah, because that's totally a question I can answer. Wǒ shì yī gè bái rén nán hái. I lack exposure to hearing these languages spoken. I can't tell the difference between Thai and Vietnamese, and they are different language families entirely.
I would have a far easier time with the ugliest English dialect. Which I say belongs to those hammer supporting east end cockney folk. They're Pikeys, you know. Shine your boots and all that.
The Forum post is edited by Nutzack Mendez Esquire Oct 11 '21
