Speaking of levity.
But for this moment; Ghosts are real, Spirits exist, There is an afterlife.
Going on that, it appears the only surefire way to live forever, based on all those "observable events", is to be evil.
They move shit, lift beds, and scare people out of their homes.
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME.
And that's what this thread is about. If you got to be a spirit, what would you do?
How would you fuck with people and drive them mad?
Would you make friends with the child? Their undeveloped minds are bicameral enough to still see you. You can get to schizophrenics too. Or would you attack the electrical system?
I personally would take a "Stranger Bob" approach and make some dude kill a bunch of whores and callgirls, even teenage ones that were his daughter or her identical looking cousin. And definitely add my own inflection to whoever I get to take over. Maybe include some weird kitchen utensil.
If only an evil ones can have an impact; I wanna be an evil too.