Oprah: modern Jesus Christ | Forum

Topic location: Forum home » General » Philosophy/Politics
EpicFail TITS
EpicFail Sep 24 '18
Once upon a time, there was a baby with a whore mother who feared raising a child on her own. So she convinced her fiance (they had not yet consummated their marriage) that "god" impregnated her.
LS short, that child was Jesus Christ.  He grew up believing he was the messiah and his actions reflected that. As time went on and word was spread of the christ child and his "exceptional" teachings, he gained a large following that only multiplied on after his death.  Probably the most influential figure in history.

(Newer testament) Book of Oprah 

Like Christ, Oprah was born under unfortunate circumstances. But starting with a radio show that lead to a tv talk show, Oprah has gained a huge cult following.


There are rumors that she may run for president.  It frightens me to think of it really.  No one should legally have the amount of power she already has and to give her world leader rights would be fallacy.


We are headed straight into a third world war. show of hands: who thinks it would be anything short of a disaster if the american voters chose her to lead us through it?

Dark Enlightenment
Dark Enlightenment Sep 24 '18

That's scary. 


But no more Jesus than Ann Landers, Dear Abby, or The View. 


The old pretentious closet lesbian serves the same role. The daytime ambiant sound for the last remaining women (and I guess some men) that would be home making the house up whilst the self-aggrandizing entitled rich cunt flaps her entitled rich mouth.  And also gives useful life tips apparently. 


But she saves subsaharan AIDS babies and uses her influence to only indirectly hint at a festering messianic complex. 

The Forum post is edited by Dark Enlightenment Sep 24 '18
EpicFail TITS
EpicFail Sep 24 '18
There seems to be an over abundance of christ like figures
Dark Enlightenment
Dark Enlightenment Sep 24 '18
Well my opinion of Oprah, much like Trump is an opinion formed by their ego's transparancy and the overall shittiness of their character. 

Both have the EXACT SAME response to being undermined, or publically being made to look anything short of perfect. 
The Forum post is edited by Dark Enlightenment Sep 24 '18
EpicFail TITS
EpicFail Sep 24 '18
They both scare the shit out of me. It runs deeper than arrogance or selfishness.  

They are too busy worrying about their own shallow desires to even grasp the idea that the world is not here for only their needs. (Not a bad thing unless you are leading the world.)

the concerning factor for me is that their supporters are so mind fucked that if Trump or Oprah took a shit on the sidewalk, they would probably fight over who got to clean it up. :(  This reality tv show style government is dangerous.  
Alas humans are a self-destructive species. By the time I'm 40 maybe as old as 42 we will have built an explosive device big enough to blow up the planet.. and it will happen 

Satanic International Network was created by Zach Black in 2009.
Certain features and pages can only be viewed by registered users.

Join Now

Donate - PayPal