I understand that satanism is a private thing, and nothing encourages us to meet each other. That said, a dinner or similar would give me satisfaction. And that's what satanism is about.
So, if the UK won't work, how bout anywhere in Europe? A satanic convention. We get a few speakers, we get a location with cheap-ish hotel nearby (and luxury ones for the rich satanists haha).
Anyone on board? Lets discuss: location, venue, privacy, etc.