This is sorta like an epitaph for illiterate people. If there was a song to perfectly encapsulate your existence and accomplishments as succinctly as possible what would it be?
If I died today mine would have to represent some degree of self loathing compensated for by vitriolic criticism. Mostly it would have to signify some tendency toward purposeful self destruction and emotional blackmail.
Be as melodramatic, fake, or as authentic as you like.
It was either this or Veruca Salt's song in Willy Wonka.