EdMe needs ATLEAST 5 HUSBANDS!
1 to BANG
1 to COOK
1 to CLEAN
1 to PAY FOR EVERYTHING and
1 utterly useless IDIOT
that I will treat the best and love the most
just to keep the other ones in thier place.
No but seriously..
One man is NOT ENOUGH FOR ONE WOMAN.
And obviously he wil need the help of the others
So as not to bother EDME and just TAKE CARE
of me and my IDIOT!
This 5 husbands idea is awesome!
Maybe one of you useful dudes on here
can help me
put an add out on craigslist.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I am going to raise so many bratty, egotistical, self-centered, nihilistic children that it will make your head spin as they steer this planet into complete and total war. They will be the generation that plows low-grade nukes into whales for fun and likes, and they will mock your wrinkles and liver spots. You thought Millennials were bad, the next one is going to be like gremlins, basically.
I wouldn't marry or have sex with Ed with a ten foot pole! Whoever dude has sex with her is a closet homosexual.
Let the record show that my penis is unusually large. I only have sex with women who shower as a regular part of their overall hygiene.
JUST...
PALEESE TRY!!
TO NOT BE SOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
BORING!!! AT ALL!
COULD U PLEASE TRY NOT TO BE AT ALL!!!!?
BERT..
GAZOONTIGHT.ON YER COOCH.
ALBERT STYLE...
NOW ENTERTAIN MAKE US LAUGH OR STFU!!
oh and there is something
HANGING OUT OF YO MOMMAS PANTS..
BABY...
and GO AND MAKE A THREAtD OF YER OWN
AND TALK TO YERSELF,,
LOVE U
YA LITTLE FRIKKEN
NEKROMANTIK!
Oh now AK.. take it easy you.. It is obvious our new Islamic Satanist dJinn friend Iblis is living in utter darkness.. Which could just mean he maybe forgot to pay his electric bill?
and also.. if you were high enough on LaSanDwitch and in total darkness couldn't a nice soft set of nut sacks to press up against do just as well ?
or of course not all of us has two holes down there but everyone has at least one?
Just sayin.. or rather just playin wiht cha Mergregh!
I will not explain myself and my unleashings and what not to you SIR!
I will say..
HUMOR! DISCORDIANISM! and SARCASM!
are my frikken Goddessezezozezozezozos!KIA ZOS!
Zazaz Zasas Nasatanada ZASAS! MEH!
So excuse me whiles I go and gets me some FREE COCK...
and LAUGH AS YOU.. PAY FOR YOUR PUSSY...
or whateverOM it is you hate to fuck
since ya can't quite yet see in THE DORK..
and and and and
LOVE IS THE LAW...
93 BRO..
24 I mean 23 skibiddibeedooowapbop!
You don't have to explain yourself. Your actions, words, and overall out look say all they need too. One can spot a person like yourself from a half world away. Lol. You probably became the cum dumpster of one too many of the wrong men. Then decided you felt as if all men except white knights were misguided and vile. After a time you came across Thelema, which happens to hold a goddess in high regards. Because of how you were treated, you developed a facade to cover your insecurities as a strong, take no shit, goddess of a woman like Babalon herself. Unfortunately for yourself, Babalon is no woman. Female, yes but woman, not so much. Thelemites understand the concept of enlightenment and being better than human. While they are male and female, they are not man and woman. Thus, the sexual, racist, religious, and political descriminations of humanity do not apply to the Thelemites. For they are beyond such things. Which, once again shows you are not on the path of Thelema.
For the Beast and Eye are one. And I AM LILITH!
There once was this dude who was like the FIRST MAN on Earth and he was such a lonely needy baby in man a suit, he created his self a sweet soft extra large pair of firm yet voluptuous tits.He called his pair of tits LILITH! (not Babalon you nazi douchebag OTO degen newbie mouthpiece that I REALLY WANT TO RESTRAIN AND MUZZLE! IBLISimbecile!) IMBLISABELLE WHATEVER OM..
and they began to argue and she said to him,
I WILL NOT LIE BELOW! I WILL NOT LIE BENEATH YOU! It is YOU O man who is best fit for THE BOTTOM POSITION WHILE I AM CLEARLY THE SUPERIOR ONE.
Iblis.. you are annoying.. really fukking boring, as in you are merely regurgitating shit that you have read that someone else has written and told you and you believe whatever the fuck gets you approval TO BE TRUE .. Which hey I dare ANYONE to say THEY HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE...
But the thing I hate about you is that you have no fukking imagination sense of humor or respect in general..
I imagine your self respect is based on bashing others into inferiority so you can clown parADE your (I mean what u think is your knowledge is spoonfed to you by someone else..ergo its not your knowledge!) amazing intellectual mental SUPERIORITY over any idiot that'll give you a moment to seduce them into your fukking pathetic sharades.. But guess what when yer talkin history!
YOU WERE NOT FUKKIN THERE! SO YOU CAN NEVER KNOW FOR SURE!
NOTHING IS TRUE! EVERYTHING IS CLOTHING OPTIONAL!
Thanks to you I will disclaim right now to SIN and the entire Universe THAT I AM NOT A THELEMITE! I AM A DISCORDIAN A DAEMON OF KAOS AND A MUTHA FUKKIN PIRATE!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
There is no God that I am NOT a part of.. except for IHVH because I am a Satanist.. HAHAHAH .. its an inside joke for you douche bag djinney pants!
You have disrespected Ed... who is a sacred Whore of Lilith... and so now you can go and fuk yerself and pay top dollar for it...
HAIL ERIS IO KAOS!...
If you are a thelemite, chaote a prostitute, a stupid whore, A SUBGENIUS PERHAPS? whatever genre of GRADE AAsshole Satanist, setian, alien, or WTFEVEROM the frakk u r.. I dont care.. just for the record of the COURT!
I AM GUILTY OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
STUPIDITY! IGNORANCE! BLASPHEME! HATE! HYPOCRISY! LYING!!
EVEN A STUPID LYING WHORE!
and worst of ALL your Honor..
I BELIEVED IN YOU! and followed YOUR LEAD LIKE A SHEEP TO MY SLAUGHTER...
So yea..
We are learning here.. or rather are we learning anything here?!
dolphins dammit! I for one am delusional...
CASE CLOSED and GUILTY AS CHARGED
93
23 skideebidibeeedooBOP!
any and all viewings of MY TITS can be orangutaned via the proper channels requests and MY TITS SEAL OF APPROVAL..
or just send me one of yours first via a shhhhh
a secret door into the house of RA and TUM..
THE APOCALYPSE IS NOW beeotch.. and has been and shoulda woulda coulda BHUDDA... OM WHAT..EVERRRR...AAAUUUUMMMM!
fuk off ..
AK! I think this douche is an attack from fukkin you know who..
Maricio Gonzolez--- So the kitty is gonim oba under da ebryhone! until that fkkn whack job weirdo is neber commin oba ebern a hone!!§
Fuk U Muricio!Q!