Is this something Magristra Emily Post teaches in satanism finishing school?
"Now class, today we are going to learn The 9 Satanic Statements and 11 rules of Earth. No elbows on the table."
Number 6 is "Let he who is without sin..." for Christians, and "Don't be a hypocrite" for satanists, where applicable.
I would give you suggestions but I can't figure out what exactly you see as Satanic here.
For practical LaVeyan Satanism...I would recommend, if you haven't already:
Ragnar Redberd- Might is Right
Robert Greene- 48 Laws of Power
My ex-husband is a devout CoS member and he swears by these.
@DarkEnlightenment - that's the 'joke' of the book - JP doesn't care much about rules and thinks books about rules are not bringing much value. I highly recommend you have a look at this video, it explains his philosphy a lot better:
Protecting one's own corporeal existence is important - how else would you enjoy all of those carnal pleasures?
Nothing earth shattering - just some easy to remember tactics to dispense with the average blustering drunk.