Thanksgiving arrives tomorrow, and as always my thoughts turn to the cornucopia of fall harvest, WASP culture, and indians.
It reminds me of when a college sports coach is considered for a better job. There's always some, "Let me make this clear, I have no intention on leaving The University of _______." The next day: gone.
One day it's a pleasant feast, the next buying some island for 23 dollars, and then it comes..
Yeah, there's this barren desolate featureless part 1500 miles west and we think those of you that get there will really enjoy it. And we also want to have this, we call it rum.
This brings me to:
ˈeTHnik klenziNG/ noun. The mass expulsion or killing of members of an unwanted ethnic or religious group in a society.
Therefore: You can't be Antifa and celebrate thanksgiving without supporting ethnic cleansing and W.A.S.P. dominion. A holiday best encapsulated by all manner of joyful consumption, Americana, and the Norman Rockwell utopic ideal.
And football.