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So a few weeks ago, I looked in the mirror and saw the beginnings of old man tits forming on my chest, and decided that I have finally entered the phase of my life where I move from a consumption lifestyle, to an investment lifestyle. I did the math, and if I invest a quarter of my take home income in various investments, I will have well over 2 million dollars when I retire (and another 500 thousand when I turn 82). If I live that long and remain healthy, I can enjoy a glorious retirement of debauchery with no one on this planet to answer to. Then I started thinking, what if I had that same mindset when I was 18 years old? I would probably be retired right now! In my 40s! I could be doing whatever I want right now with all the comforts modern society gives us. Think of all the stocks I could have invested in in the early 2000s? Amazon, Google, Apple, etc….. Tesla later. I’d be a multi millionaire! The synapsis of this blog is, if you want to reap reward, seize on opportunities for investment and learn to deal with boredom or having less in the meantime, because rewards will come back in multiples.

Oh the eternal bliss

Look at our I'm gonna fly to the world! I'm gonna fly to the world! Okay, thank you for watching it! And now, hey everyone, it's a special live Legion of Skanks podcast. We are live and guest digital studios in East Village. We are in full force today. The Skanks are all here, Davey Smith. Do you want to try to call in a punch drunk? Lewis, have you ever thought of pumping in fake applause like the Saddle Super Sonics? We could do that. And just to make it sound like... New Jersey gets in here. Bob, we don't do that. We don't do that. We don't do that. And jingle palette. Yeah, you do. On the real-est podcast. Makes like an extra 12 people sound. We should do that when we do the studio shows. Because nobody knows the audio listeners would have no idea. Yeah. Even sparse claps would be too much. You make that audio. Can you make it a racist crowd? Oh yeah. Boo, joo. I'll go read them the laugh harder at the racist jokes. Yeah. It's impossible. Bob, can you YouTube lynching crowd for me? Just loop the audio in? You want to join the punch drunk sports? Lewis, jay, go, mess is here. What are you doing? What are you doing? And you've already heard him too. Everyone of the Skanks favorites. The hilarious Ari Shafir joins us. Blop, blop, blop, get up. Blop, blop, blop. That's it. I'll do it. The song would I sound. Lewis, this is Ari's intro. Shut up. Don't say, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop. It's like a Jamaican. Like a song like in the 90s. What are you going for? What? That's the man. Yeah, yeah. It is you make. Oh yeah, I guess it is. Pru, pru. Smoking the blonde down by the beach. Lewis is, oh, Lewis is becoming a voice guy now. Yeah, but first of all, I've been becoming a voice guy for probably two years. You just haven't noticed. He's done a decade straight. Oh Lewis, Lewis, Lewis. You got a lot of accents on stage now, so. Yeah, dude, you know, I found out there. He's going full soda. You want one? Please give me some, give me a... Do, okay, an Irish guy. Escape Convite, Irish. Irish, escape Convite. Brushing his teeth. Okay. All right. Oh, look at his teeth right here. Oh, God, a brush. Because I've been in the prison for a while. God, is she fucking idiot? I'm down in the sewer. I'm down in the sewer. I need to brush my teeth, but you're not supposed to be brushing your teeth. You're just talking about brush. You're just talking about brush. Yeah, you're just talking about brush. That's pretty good. Nobody will know who I am if I have noise teeth. Lewis, what? It was way better than I thought it was going to be. It was way better than I thought it was. I think brushing your teeth actually makes it easier to do a voice because, you know, it's all kind of mud. I told you I'm doing... I had at least no one's going for. No, I thought, I gave it a ten. You doing characters now? What are some of your characters? Well, I just do them on the fly. And we Puerto Rican guy? Yeah. You're nailed that one. I can't kill them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Uptight diamond salesmen. Uptight diamond salesmen? Yeah, you know the subtext. You get it. You're not good enough for these diamonds. Perfect. Now, that fell more into what I thought the first one was going to be. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that will look like. It looks like pine weasel. Hahaha. It's so specific. People up behind the weasel picture. You have a feeling it looks a little like orange and beautiful. Javier pull that up please. This guy, I like to blue hue. You just threw under the room. That's beautiful, show. It's all at you. Yeah, and then maybe get corn corn. get hardcore crap. You're gonna blow the joke. That's the point we saw. Hmm. Why do I hear us? Oh, I'm gonna go. You're not good enough for these diamonds. Hmm. Okay, I got it. I think we had an instant replay and everything. That was good. I didn't understand what was happening. Pretty nice. Pretty nice. I think they accidentally did an instant replay. Just now they didn't even mean to, which just seemed to work. It did work finally. Look, we had a great show. We didn't do a show on what they was at. Memorial Day, Labor Day. We were all here, buddy. I was Tuesday. What happened? So I thought it was 95% your fault. I wouldn't say that. I would say that it was, oh, is that the day I came by? Yeah. Yeah, that was all your fault. No, no, no, no. If not for your faulting, two podcasts would have left surviving fine. Yeah. He's right, you know. Also, if your staff fucked up, it's still on you because the buck stops with you. It does, you know what? I actually need to be honest with you guys. Yeah, I'll take the blame. It was them. It wasn't me. But it was not. That's how we're taking the blame. It's the way Hillary Clinton takes the blame. Okay. It was the opposite. I'm with the worst spots. But here's the bus. Everyone, come get thrown under it. I'm 100% responsible for hiring incompetent people. What are you supposed to say? Let me get less hot in here. Is that a guest? Is it a good thing? You can make a cooler. You guys want to make a cooler? There we go. I think it's nice and cool. Look, you know, look, you're coming in and making a cooler. I'm cold. Yeah. I'm cold as well to juice fatter than us. Take it down to 40,000. All these things are true. You actually look great, though, dude. Thanks for that. You beat yourself fast. But you do look really good. You do look really good. You still doing that diet? Yeah. Yeah. Essentially yes. I gotta get tighter on it for sure. Mm. But thank you. You look really good, buddy. The compliment. I'll take a comment, especially from a Welsh carpenter. Okay. Do shopping for soy milk. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Do you have any soy milk? Because I'm really thirsty from building all of these sheds. You know, I don't know if it was good or not. It was more scared. That was even worse. That was worse. Yeah. It's like a tension in the doorway. Yeah. Well, I live in Wales. But I've originally from Norway in the south. I've acclimated to a little bit of both of the accent. Well, now it's coming. Well, I'm being an impression of a Russian who I do not like Russians. You hear how stupid they sound? Yeah. What's your name? Chade. Chade. Chade. Have you been my Asian friend, son Lee from Asia? Songway. He's been working now. Yeah. He's here visiting from Vietnam on a fucking work visa. He still thinks the war's happening. provided by the people. They still think the war is happening. Every well gone fire. gone fire. Oh, my family dead. They events. They just died. That's a Korean. Yeah, that's off. That's Singapore. We fought a war over there. It's Asian. It's good. It was an animal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm having some trying. Yeah. No, dude. I think you're really a factor in character Dave. You don't got none. I never claimed to have no. All right. I'm the one person here has been on your side. I give you a 10. Fine. I have to load. 30. He's a guy. He turns and bites at you. Oh, he helps. Since his weakness, that's hilarious. Or he was trying to use his golf button. But he used J's golf button. Just turn J off in the middle of the bat. That's the one. The one I took into this. Oh, wait. Yeah, you're plugged in the wrong headset. You're still coughing while you're not pushing the button along. I'm trying to hear the difference. It's like when they bleep a fuck on TV, but you still get a little bit of the kick. Yeah. Tonight's gonna be a good night. That's okay. That's a good. That's a good. Do nights gonna be a good night. Do nights at night. No, no, no, no. Somewhere Ralph's crying. Let he spend an extra $600 on each golf button. That's crazy how much money these golf buttons got. No one uses it. That's funny. It's on a way, right? Ralph, I'm telling you. And the back end. You're going to want those golf buttons. There's a column cost buttons. Yeah, the whole piece is expensive. Fucking crazy dog. Ridley. That's the one thing that Rogan hit us up about. He's like, dude, I like your fucking tables. He didn't say he said it through the form of a producer named Jamie. Oh. Nice. But I think it came from Rogan. Yeah. And he said, whoever you guys are, whatever you think. Dude, you got a digital fucking tattoo to this thing. Yeah, I didn't. Wow. Yeah, we don't fuck around. That's a great. This is a big fucking deal here. Sure. All things comedy has a table or two, right? Was something happening? Yeah, I'll do it. But nothing like this. They don't get to mess up a fucking phone call. They don't have a technology to mess it up. They just go Skype. Of course. That's the standard everyone uses. Yeah. But we wanted another quality. We have a way different quality. Zero is not quality. That's true. The quality was not existent. What happened was we tried to do a show. We tried to Skype into punch drunk. And we didn't have the system set up. Go up early. Backing up, you told me, hey, come do Legionus Kang. So I'm like, I can't. I got punch drunk. And you're like, no, no, we'll do a crosshair. I'm like, no, I gotta get home. And I got it too. The thing is that you and I know what it is. We said can we call into punch drunk and Lewis used the word easily and he's. Yeah, four times in this case. We can easily call him. We could do it with this. That's what I was going to call out to. I was like the most. This was me was hockey. It was it's easy. It'll be easy. He said a number to me. I believe of three minutes. Yeah. Six or six times. Oh my god. Then he goes, you know what? I'm going to go solve this shit right now. And he goes, I'll be right back. And then he stormed outside. And then just joined you on punch trucks for us. Well, they've set here. Watching it happen on the computer. At some point, I was like, yeah, all right, well, while you figure it out, Lewis has been so long. He said literally two minutes, then pop back in at one. One fifty one said definitely give me another two minutes. He heard us going, like, okay, the literally is almost up. So I came into the studio to watch punch drunk. And I got to say good show. Good show. Yeah, so I fucking Skype again. And I take them and all of a sudden I hear it. Debattered loud noise. If you just go, no, sit it up that way. No, no, just push that button. Reset. I'm like, why am I hearing him out loud? It was bad. Look, I already took, I've already took blame for hiring these people. What? Why did you hire them, Lewis? I don't know. They were the only ones who wanted to work for free at the time. And then they put in so much time for free that you're like, when you're a panel, a little bit, you're like, well, it's got to be them, right? He had just fire them. But if they did tell Bobby, like, you turned on a dime from like, hey, regular show to like, figure out this technology right now and gave him a three minute doing on that. You're doing it. I'll do it. Get it done. Bobby, you're in a very, very comfortable job to be here. Yeah. Can you give him down in front of all of us? The thing is that Bobby Lewis was yelling at Bobby and then Bobby kind of snapped back in him. It's like if you know someone who beats the shit out of their dog and you just see the dog piss on the floor and like, oh, this is going to be a long way. I was like, oh, oh, here we go. Bobby snaps. Lewis is now going to have to scream 10 times longer than I had a shove as knows in it. Did you realize it? He collapsed back on you. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby, how do you say that shit? Look, I'm sorry. We're going to do a punch on cross over episode eventually. It'll be the fucking finest dandy thing in the world figure out the sky. Yeah. It'll be all thing. Look, it's a big, it's a big day. Tomorrow we're going to Boston. First of all, it's right now. It's coming out in iTunes right after the show that's going out immediately. If you guys are in the Boston area, New England area, all three skanks plus the special. I'll tell you right now, Bobby Kelly's doing one of the shows. I'll fucking say one of the special guests now at this point. Right? Bobby Kelly's doing one of the shows tomorrow. And then one of the other shows. Maybe they're brought this up at the meeting outside, I guess. There's another special guest that we're not announcing just yet. And giving all of our money to charity though. No, we're not giving all of our money to charity this time. We're keeping all the money. No, I already said it though. I put it out there. No, everyone all of our money's going with the Puerto Rico again. Well, no, I said it. They're still doing pretty bad for what I understand. I said it. Well, they've had enough. We've given them more than much. Now he also's giving Puerto Rico $7500. I'm starting looking back at the last time we gave money to Puerto Rico. And you're like, I think we were just enabling them because they still don't have a $7500. You can go to Puerto Rico like 40 times. They also didn't thank us. Yeah. I did not hear a public thank you from Puerto Rico. I say thank you as a manish. They don't have a word for it. Come on. I was like, thank you as a manish. They don't have a word for it. Come on. I was the most in three full culture. There's no word for it. 49 words for being. Not one of the things you're doing. They've been eating. They've been eating. 18 words for ass. Come on for Lisa. Thank you. Nothing. What brought us? Yeah. Yeah. I see. I see. Oh. Another character. Oh yeah. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. How much do you eat? Yeah. Yeah. I know it. I know it. It's a. Yeah. Come on. Palette du Lolo. I'm sure making sounds. It's not like I'm swinging in tongue when I'm trying to use. It's like like a. Like a possessed. Oh yeah. Some. Some. Some. I always heard 어느 minds not! Sort to be. The angels are. Yeah. What was she got? My name is for traveling. She gets cold. Beautiful. Come on, S. Come on. Her face isgebouble. Or on a. In the world. Paralise. Paralise. Her hair. A. Perhaps. I don't know. Perfect. That's a... Okay, that was a really hard time for Gaby Williams. You're going to have to do that. We said, you're going to have to do that. You both ran out of the exact same time. I was going to write this up. I almost said you there. In this conundrum. Come on. Put that. It didn't work. It arose. Go on. Yeah. Creeclos. No gol... Seat me as theühlformer, Place 4? No francs. We will just sit above you. Here goes you. We'll see you. Theまで. Theまで. You eat. també fish. Skell it. The baby. Once you get free who goes! His head is in aоровit. He likes eating. The sheep don't need to jump upon theats. He does confrontation. He's right, I was right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. Donacles. Get inside. Donacles. Double wrap. Go, go, go. You're not a joff right. Cheesey or what? He's just the talker about me. That's what they're doing. Bell Grun. Chocolate, taco ice. Stardustic cultures. It's the bell grun, the barito. You want your boy or your shredded or dad's. I'll be called the guy. Blug, daze. Salsa. Savor, crease. Cheesey. Donacles. Pepper. Salt. Pepper. Salty pepper. Salty pepper. Salty pepper. Salty pepper. Salty pepper. He is there. I know. Pepper. Pepper. Butter. Fried bread. You've been thinking me to cook with. We dabbed. Can we take dabs in here? Why can't we take dabs? You would be the one they would ask. Lewis. I was asking myself. You learned it. Thanks. If you kick you out, it's not like you bought a money into it. That is true. No, you can dab in here. Can we dab in here, Robbie? Why can't we dab? But why can't we? I'm dabbing right now. I'm dabbing through a different dab thing. You're absolutely right, but I mean, it's your call. Who said now? The Ralph. Hey, this just says good. Sorry, it's good answer, Bobby. Do you guys have a breaking news down the fact for me? See if you can call that up. How quickly do you think we can do that? Let's see. I think I'm going to go to the second one. Two. I mean, you can't really see the facts. All right, Jesus H. This just is. I think we can do that. I think we can do that. I think we can do that. This just in. Rough and go suck at dick. Can you hurt your arms? You hurt your arms, you hurt your hands. You hurt your hands. And anonymous source. Now here's John with the weather. He's going. Elfrio. Galley. Galley. Galley. Galley. One hundred percent, you mean? Two hundred percent, you mean? How is the risk of agua? Ah, ah. Prosty, the pressure. Arjun, fin, Mexico. The way they do. But feels like one hundred and two. There's going to be a free off run. Coming in from the north. Degas. Hurrah. Gailwani's coming your way. I'm one. I am a regular. What your family? Your children's children would talk about me. I'm a regular. Faker King wants a great character. I like him. He's welcome on the show, Jay. That's your character. You can hurt your mom. I'm sorry, Marbuk, you're Monday. You want to check the weather for Monday, Hurricane One? Yeah. He's going to be a little bit rain. He needs some days. So it's hard. Nothing. That's someone who is not there. I used to say, Marbuk on. Somebody who likes it in the coulomb. Maybe don't come if you don't have the coulomb. Hurricane One is invited to all my body. She's always down. He's always ready to come back. You want to fight or fuck. Fight. No way. No. Fight. No. No. No. No. No. There are a couple stories we've talked about. It's a very serious time. We're having fun. It's a serious time right now. Why are we having so much fun with this? We should not say. We're fucking assholes. Lewis, Hurricane One. Can you give me one of your serious characters? Okay. I got one. You just got off the boat. Black guy from America. His dad came here from Nigeria two generations earlier on a slave ship. And he's recently been told. He's got a word. How long ago was he not wanting work? It was like the 1700s. When this happened. Two generations ago. No. And he doesn't want to work, but he realized he's going to have to work. He doesn't want to. He doesn't want to. So it's just any old work. I'm saying you can interpret it over. So I'm an African. I just got off a boat. And they're trying to get me to work. Yeah. You don't want to. But you know you're going to have to. Okay. Fine. Yo. What up motherfucker? I ain't doing no motherfucker work. I ain't working son. That's West African. I believe. Very much. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. Son and West Nigeria born and raised. I'm playing grand. He's been most used. No. Son wasn't a playground. It was a battlefield. It was mad. People were guns. So black playground. Yeah. Yo. You guys are pretty good. I got to be honest. That first one you did out of the gate. Made me think like, wait. How have you been working on care? Yeah. I'm like, oh shit. Lewis is a jukebox. And then from then on it's not been. It feels like you're rushing him. You don't know. You're going to do it. Look, you're throwing them at me. I haven't had any time to work on them. I happen to you. I look out like I happen to be working already on an Irish. Yeah. Lewis is a big thing. He's been in Irish brushing your teeth guy. Yeah. So full disclosure. I already had that kind of in the pocket. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. McTooth Brush. We called him. When you first when Harry was like, do an Irish guy brushing his teeth. Yes. Oh my God. I'm floating in the river. Oh, are you sure walked your best right now? That one. Oh, let me see if I can conjure that one. Tell me, turn around. He's got his fucking Irish Irish Irish smiling glasses. So, do the bit. You guys see a Irish guy brushing teeth. Yeah. What's the worst impression comics doing impressions like the lead into them? Why didn't you turn around when they gave you all of them? Like, that was one of the first ones I saw. All of them took it. It was like some guy was opening for shitty. Some shitty club on the rope was like, uh, he's out of dream last night. I worked at a burger king and then just all the workers of Burger King happened to be five impressions of his dozen. So best just alone. But not just best alone. Rambo working fries. On the milkshake machine, Homer Simpson. And it was just like five other things. It's just so bad. Just just looking at them all in a room. It's hard to, it's hard to do it. It's hard to do it and stand up. I mean, it's really difficult. Like impression impressions like then does some characters here and there. Like, you know, it's kind of a stand up, but it's very minimal. He's like almost like he just seems like the radio and podcast. Have you ever seen an impressionist do it so seamlessly that like that like, you don't really realize that just in and out of impressions. But it's like it's barely even a part of it. It's impossible. Oh, yeah. I've seen that happen. Oh, I see it happen before. Where is that? Dr. Ken? Oh, yes, even notice right. I just literally slipped in and went on my character. Wait a second. I just blanked. Did loose to an impression? Yeah. That's that that's my, he's a racist Asian. Although when I, when I was a, or when I first saw it, Asian, Yeah. I love fucking racist. Oh, you big nose. You big nose. I actually still gone back and watch Dice's, like the boy scouts with, to sort of that same tempo with the boy scouts with, Dineerro and Trifold, like his, his impressions he does. Oh, yeah. That was great. I love that. Can I suggest this? So coming up is now what, Memorial Day is the next one. Next holiday. What? No, we're, we're doing this. What do we just have? Labor Day. Labor Day. We have the next Halloween. The last one. Halloween is the next big one. Do you? Can I propose you rename? What's the next side of it? Is it, is it going to be the next Memorial Day? Better instead? What do you mean the next side one? Oh, I got what you're saying. Like a solver. A death or something. Yeah. I don't know. Parharbor Day. Parharbor Day. It is for the Muslims. Come on, dog. Columbus Day. Columbus Day. Okay. Can we rename that the day the laughter died? An honor of dice and the severity of situation. Also, those Indians weren't laughing. Long route to that. Yeah, too long. Too long. Too long. I thought you were going to say that. I thought you were going to say that. I thought you were going to say that. You got to tell, we got to talk about some of these things. All right, first of all. This is a big news story right now. Okay. Yeah. What about the SI giving you 15%. Yeah, if you use a promo code, I was 120%. No. Now, in India. Yeah. I like the way you said that. In India. Oh, I smell a character. Yeah. There's a guy named Ramadan. It's not a bad one thing. Yeah, that's not a good one. It's an awesome name. Christian. Christian. It's actually Ramadan. Is this a nickname and then Don. Is it his son? Oh. Yeah. So they call him Ramadan. No, I like it. Cool guy. Okay. I bet there's someone named Ramadan. Yeah, Ramadan. Yeah. Ramadan. And he's an Indian guy. He's also racist. So that's a series of characters that don't work in our images racist. Yeah. But they get to be because they're that thing. Get that of my convenience store, Jewel. Wow, it's got. It's so specific. So good. Right. That's something else. The dialect is North India. But it feels like North India. Like North India. A little Norwegian in there. The dialect. Let me hear it again. Hoping map of India. Well, map of India. Yeah. Pull up all Lewis's characters. 23 and May. Let's really get into it. Pull up the map for this big nose gank. See? Look. No, no. Keep zoom in. Stay here. zoom in. White face. Oh, man. He is very. Oh, he's from cash more probably. No, no, go further up. Delhi. Up. Up. Jump. Jump. Pakistan. Lie. It's. It's. Jamma. Okay. Hmm. What's that? The best part about jommel is that there's no blacks. Rommi done. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Rommi done. And. Hurricane one. There. Oh, I got to write them in the script. Well, a few blacks. Somebody has to shove on the elephant sheet in my right. And I'm right. You know what I'm right. You're thinking it. I'm saying it. He's a stand. I'm. He's. Oh, look at. Fuck. That was one of the one of the Louis firebacks like. What's that I hated? What? So much was that Padma. Whatever the chef. Wait. Yeah, with. Yeah, she's hot. Pablo Lakshme. She's married. It's Simon Rushdie, right? Is she. Yeah, yeah. She was. She was on the top chef. One of the ones where she you judge it or something. She was one of the judge's. She was like, she was a side host. I think wasn't she. Yeah. I don't know. But if it. But I think she was like one of the judges. But when she. She put out a post. It was like, hey, comedy. I'm paraphrasing. I was like, hey, comedy. So here's a list of people who are. Oh, I'm like, I think she's. I think she's funny. Funny or then. I'll only pull it up. I'll put it up. And haven't had any kind of like legal thing. You have to worry about. And just a little bit. No, not yet. No, it's funny or the most. But just guess what. I'm like, oh, it's great. Yeah. It's fucking phenomenal. Well, it's just obvious. Watch the Padma. Lash Lakshme approved comedian's list and said, first of all, this is why I want my fucking comedian list pick. Approved. What do you mean? The standards. She's to go, this is why we don't reject it for people who are actually funny. We're actually funny. Okay. She's not like, funny. Okay. So some people are not funny. No, no, this is the quote. Okay. Some people off the top of my head, who are funny or the Luis K. Who have not harassed women. Once you say, funny, or then it's like, yeah, you're just going to get people like I don't agree with her. Yeah. So you're sitting with the people you're saying you like right now. Yeah. You're just like these are funny people who have not. Yeah. You're like, okay, yeah, you're right. Once said, this funny or people, it's like, I don't know about it. He's pretty fucking funny. But it's also just a list no matter what the list is just so obvious. Yeah. The more I'm in charge of. Yeah. Right away, I was going to get that. See if you're going to get it. Oh, my God. Who else? First of all, can I read this? Was going to be on that list? I don't know what to say. Nope. Wow. Schumer. Oh, yeah. No. No. I'm surprised. But is that her name's Padmalachki? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, come out. Yep. Okay. Yep. I'll tell you. I don't have something on his son, Minaj. Fever Abbot. Okay. Fever Abbot. Nicole buyer. Um, who the fuck is Nicole buyer? I don't know. He's talking to me. He's feeding her on the show. I was at two girls. He's funny show. Not two brook girls. I mean, two dope queens. Yeah. How dare you be that racist, Jen? I guess they were the white one. Two. Two girls went there. What are you talking about, Jay? Two girls without fathers. That's nothing. The show, Jay. Oh, is it Leslie Jones? Let's say Jones. Patty Harrison. Uh, Zeewee. Who over that is. These are all the people. Black trists. This is Naomi, Echford. And this seals. Wait, these are all the people. That should be it. No, no. This is this Jessica Williams. Wait, what are you saying? What is this? What is this? I think her list is that that might be somebody else. Oh, she wrote more. Did she write a bigger list? No, I'm just putting the people that she tweeted. I don't know what they're doing. What is that list is you're putting? So they compiled it into a list over here. And they just put them in, I guess no order, actually. Let's just read that. That's all the ones you said that people said. Hang way, wait. What is it right about? Here's a list. You got her list is on the floor. That's a fucking lost last week. By the way, her list is. Honestly, flawless. Take a look at the work of these Padma approved comedians. Plus, all right. So I guess you didn't hear them from someone. Sorry, Bobby. I don't know who that is. Had a Harrison. Let's enjoy. We're fully old. I don't know. And I don't know who that is. But, but please place them bowing young. Please go place them bowing young. That's the bowing young. I give you everything. What's that? I'm not doing this. You give me nothing. Maybe it was, try to screw you into submission. Maybe I was trying. Connect. I'll try anything. I'll try anything. But you have to give me something back. Well, it is funnier than the show. It is irrelevant. I'm sure you're dying. I'd rather watch Louis jerk off than once. Yeah. Well, I'm not going to shit. I don't want to shit on the comics that she can do. I don't want to shit on the comics. Because it's kind of fucked up because she, well, it's sketch. It's not stupid. Yeah, her. They might not know anything about it. They might be fokin' hilarious. Yeah. But it's a lot to say what you're doing. So I can boost her. To say they're all funnier than Louis. Yeah. But pretty much like that. You're being ridiculous. Yeah. I think you're the list of you. You want to set that a fucking year ago. None of you want to set that. So nothing change. Yeah, you're controlling the assholes. And also, the rumor was that Louis held the door and like held, when he answered well. And he told me, it'd be him. And everybody heard that rumor. And until it became like a media thing. And we found out by the way that he didn't hold the door. Didn't hold people against it. They just asked when the jerk off in front of them. Everyone wanted to work with Louis. Everyone wanted to be on a show. Everyone wanted to open up for him in the garden. They wanted to write things. And they still assume the worst you're saying. And it's the same. They still know they knew. Dude, those like Jezebel articles when they would come after like, you know, like Sam Morrell would get in trouble for like one of his jokes or something like that. They would all go out of the way to be like, Louis does it the right way. He was like, he looked at us. He looked at us. It's no fucking dipshit. It's the same way. Like, ah, you're here. I was God. Like, I'm sorry. But part of me, it's the same thing with like, when Trump won all those Hillary people like, ah, yeah, crying. Yes, the evil part of you. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is like, like, none of us feel that way. It's just the funny doesn't fucking change. Like, cause me is equally funny. How did he drop off the list? How did he drop off the list? He's top 10, did not even top one. How should I understand what that means overrated for years. So at least I get to fucking be consistent. You get to hold your head high. Yeah. Not everyone else. Everyone else's on cause me's fucking decorated. Dack. Communically. Just doesn't make me laugh really. Doesn't really make me laugh. I really don't. The show. I make his. But not to say about his legacy of funny to me is. I think it was all right. And himself. No, I think it's game in the bedroom. You like all of his Thanos specials? No, I mean, I've been seeing. Yeah. I'm seeing the. He's all he's got. He's got a great great. No, I love that. I'll be himself. He was. I think both cause me themselves really good. He's okay. I never really laughed at anything. I didn't really laugh at Koran. Cosmic show is great. Cosmic show is one of the greatest shows. It was it was fucking. Everyone he was listening watching it. Kargo was hit or missed for me. Who? Kargo. You said Kargo. Yeah. All the guys. It just sort of comedy ages. I watched Eddie Murphy recently and it was a first time that it sort of aged for me. Oh, really? I was the first time to read that. I love them. I love them. Those were the ones that like fucking I love. Because it's almost like it's like if you're listening to like like 1950's physics or something and you're like, we just figured out a lot more shit. Yeah. And then like it's just like where they're like talking about going to the moon and we're sending people to Mars now. It's just not like he or he have to appreciate this is why. Or he was like the first the first one to do like a misdirect. People like I did not see that. I still I still I still had story all the time when I first came to the night to Keith Robinson brought me in Kevin Hart to New York. Yeah. First time we went to one of his spots at Gotham comedy club. The old location was a little bit bigger. When I wasn't bigger. It was a really nice club when you walked in and me and kids set in the back and watched Orny Adams go on and Orny Adams opened his set. This is you know almost 20 years ago. He opened his set with something about being on a bus and thinking he had leukemia from a sign that he saw being like paranoid. And then he went to a he doesn't get 15 minutes set and the end of it the last thing he said was You know, so I said something to this lady and then she goes, wait. Are you the guy with leukemia and me and Kevin both were like impossible. What he's just done is amazing. We're like, how the fuck. He started with the thing and it wrapped back around. Say to get like that's just right. That's just such intricate writing. I can never possibly figure out. All the insets love a call back so much. It's a cheap trip. It's a cheap trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You close on a call back audiences just lose their shit for that. That's the thing that we heard before that thing. Yeah, call back sugar and I said also knowing somebody in the audience. Like somebody in the audience, pick up and always go back to them. Yeah, well, it's a song on blah blah blah Ryan knows what the fuck I'm talking about. Ah, that Ryan's a kid from afar. Yeah. God, he works stupid. Um, he doesn't have to make sense just like Ryan knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, but wait a minute. Oh, I do we finish plugging Boston. I don't know. We're going to Boston. Oh, no, you think you did finish plugging. No, really, we didn't give the website. We didn't say where we were the Bobby Kelly's going to be there. Left Boston left Boston tomorrow. What happened? How we interacted? I don't know. Oh, one of the characters. Oh, yeah, characters. Yeah, there he is, character. Um, yeah, it's Boston podcast tomorrow. This is what Saturday is coming on iTunes right now. Um, more of you listening live. Guys, if you're in Boston, come the fuck out. There shows that a four o'clock show. And then there's an 11 30 PM show two shows. We're going to release them both as a special episode this Monday night. That's one Bobby. They shut the fuck up. Kind of hit, Ari. He's literally the worst person ever in my life. What are you just doing? Nothing. So, um, yeah tomorrow night guys, come out 4 PM 11 30 PM shows. We're going to have a fucking blast in Boston. Boston's one of the best towns to hang out. And we're going to get fucked up after the show is reporting with the fans afterwards. So, make sure you guys come out. Grab your tickets right now. Left Boston.com. It's tomorrow night. This is that. Um, my, that's it. Sorry. I'm going to be in Austin at the capacity of cops. At the capacity of comedy club tomorrow. Nope. September 18th through 20 years. Something 20 seconds. I got a whole tour coming up. Baby boy. I know. It's fucking a week out. What? Nothing. How many, uh, uh, day to the end. So far I've got confirmed. Tampa, San Diego Atlantic City, Philadelphia, Fairfield, Connecticut, Chicago, Miami, and Decent. Nice. I'll be announcing the whole thing. Everything. Wow. Next week. Yeah. Sick. Can I get you back in the line where we should have started going some of different directions? We got to talk about some of these stories here. Got it. We're going to go with me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can't three stories are in them. You guys throw me into these characters. Yeah. No. No. No. No. You're art through you. I am the character. I'm sorry. Those want you tell us what these topics are as a Maori warrior. I want us to wait to a job interview. And an insurance firm in New Zealand. Maureel. Just do it as Ramadan. Listen. I'm not going to stop me. I started doing a wrong with that. He's one of my favorites. Oh, yeah. Of course you wouldn't stop me because why would a Jew do anything except for trying to make money for himself. Oh, Ramadan. Um. All right. This is a big deal, man. And India. Yeah. Which is notorious for fucking being a guy. I'm sorry, guys. I should have heard that. Yeah. India. Home of Ramadan. Yeah. This is my home down. I first thought you were reading the new story as Ramadan. Ramadan. Yeah. All right. It's Ramadan. I'm pretty well. Get me an elephant and a simon. So you send spook. I don't know. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're going live right now to Ramadan on location in India and tell us this new story. Thank you, Christkiller. Okay. I am here. Stop giving shout-ups from behind me. You doon, Cooon. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. Doon, Cooon. Brought me. What's the word on the ground? What's the new story there? Oh. Yeah. Yes. I am here in India. The most beautiful place in all of the land. We're done. Mainly. Mainly because there are no wet backs here. Now. Now racist. Too racist. You got too far. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said. Boo. Now here's what happened in India. The gay sex has been decriminalized by top court in a landmark ruling. That's why. Congratulations. Yeah. Congratulations. India. Fuck yeah, man. I have no problem with gay sex as long as it is a white man and a white man doing it. Oh, how long? That does that mean we are. It's been to criminalized. That means we are seven years away from an Indian in the net. Okay. I said that 10 year old is willing to their prime. 17 year old has been married for 10 years. I'm 17. I have been my prime. I am 17. I have been my prime. Come at me now, dog. A 16 year old, a 16 year old has been married. I have just had a good job. I'm in my prime. I have a hundreds of jobs. I have been married. Different person smells the same. Indian in India. Indian in India. That's going to take some time. Indian in India net. Indian in India net. So gay sex is decriminalized. You got legalized. You got to take it. You have an ounce of dick in your mouth or less. They just give you a ticket. But they don't make it throw it out. You're letting it throw it out. Some fucking, you're letting it in. The politician is like, man, these jails are overcrowded with gay dudes. Can we just start writing a ticket or something? You can throw your own dick. But you're not allowed to carry it in public. That's what it is. You can't buy it. But you can have about three dicks on you. You've got to sell that dick. Yeah. Indian gay sex ban is struck down in defense of bull. Or Indian gay sex ban is struck down in defense of bull court says. So the gay sex ban was in defense of bull. India's Supreme Court on Thursday, which is just in the 7-11. I'm trying to slip in the child. How do you hurt this? It's just Supreme Court. Supreme Court. My original, I'm ready for a pain. Have you heard of this? So does but speak to you. You're not scared of being a bit of a punny. Yes. Any Supreme Court on Thursday, you may honestly struck down one of the world's oldest bands on consensual gay sex, a groundbreaking victory for gay rights at Buried. One of the most glaring vestiges of India's colonial past after weeks of deliberation by the court and decades of struggle by gay Indians. That's what they call gay sex. You're a high-bit Indian but fuck. Smells so bad in that room. Oh my god. I don't think the Supreme Court has thought this through. They have not thought about the curishets. Are you guys burning goats in there? Oh my Christ. Oh! It smells like lamb's in the living. This is what direction the census was thinking of going to response that move. Super racist in here. After weeks of deliberation by the court and decades of struggle by gay Indians, chief justice. That's here. Deepak, obviously. Misra said the law was irrational, indefensible and manifestly arbitrary. He's a a genie. That was pretty good, dude. News of the decision instantly shot around India. On the steps of an iconic courthouse in Bangalore, peoply Boston tomorrow 4 p.m. 11 30 p.m. At last Boston Boston podcast call number eight You're on the call when these actions are gonna give away. It's going to be there yet We're all good. Thanks for hanging out. Oh, yeah buddy. Oh, glad to be home and On the week we'll catch you guys next time on the leagus games podcast peace You've been listening to the legion of Skanks podcast with big Jay Okrason Relazy idea by the pride for me Cry of a shepherd of shit heads the list Gomez There was Jay Gomez If you look at me, I'm gonna break your fucking jaw. I want to punch you in your fucking nose. They all punch up a magic at his fucking head and comedian daysmith Fuck you. I got jokes. I feel like if I wanted to be gay fucking stick your fist of your ass You have literally two of Skanks podcast Yo ding dong. We're done here time to go

Wer wird noch leben, was auch immer ich weiß. Ich werde mich daran erinnern, in den neunzig Minuten von Scooby Doo mehrere Stunden hinter mir zu lassen. Ich werde es haben können, sobald ich in einer Bibliothek leben kann. 

Ich bringe die ganze weiße Farbe mit. Ich werde darauf warten, dass Bob der Blaue eine hörbare Frage stellt, wenn wir wieder herunterkommen, aber das habe ich bereits getan.

 Dies ist nicht die Mitte einer Hotelmahlzeit. Du bist kein heißer Kaffee und ich trinke ein Plundergebäck. Ich denke über Steckschlüssel nach, aber ich weiß nicht, ob Sie die Verzögerungen einplanen müssen, damit sie zu Milch werden. Wir warten, oder wir machen es, wann immer Sie wollen. Zu Hause oder wie Sie möchten.

Jetzt bin ich bereit. Sie spielte hier und fragte ihn, ob er mit Turtle rumhänge. Wie denkst du über Sex, wenn du keine Röhrenjeans trägst, aber die Traktorflüssigkeit nicht ganz hinbekommst? 

Mein Regierungszwerg und jeder, der meine Frau besucht, werden mir meine E-Mail-Adresse geben, aber ich werde sie wahrscheinlich posten, wenn Sie ein bipolares Kamel haben. Ein gegnerisches Apfelsandwich-Cover, aber beim Roulette sind es ein paar Kohlköpfe. Es geht darum, wieder Kontrolle zu demonstrieren, aber ich kann noch nicht ganz verstehen, was das ist. Ich meine, ich habe nicht das Gefühl, dass es sich um segmentierte Rohrschlösser handelt. Das wird das alte dünne indische Magazin sein. Aber du bist derjenige, der sich für mich um das Plastik kümmert. Ich komme ins Bett. Ich werde das Bett durchbohren. Ich werde meinem Onkel dabei zusehen, wie er das helle Bett grillt. Ich muss einen gewellten Splange nehmen, aber der Bildschirm ist aus Cheddar. Was die gespaltenen Kamelstrümpfe betrifft, gebe ich Anlass zur Sorge. Die Schicht einer blauen Waffel. Ich reinige diese Kamera. Ich werde ersticken. Ich werde es schaffen, aber ich weiß nicht einmal, wie ich da rauskomme, aber ich denke unten nach.

Quoi qu'il en soit, je suis noir et je ne ferai pas ce que je fais si vous insistez pour avoir une vidéo passionnante. Ou alors je viens et je n'entends aucun cri, mais je suis content. J'entends tout le monde aller et venir dans le paysage. Je vais juste déménager et y renoncer. Les couples peuvent être formidables. Pouvez-vous la faire réfléchir ? Je me sens mieux que je ne vais partir. Combien font le pari offensif quelque part ? Je vais le dire. Je vais me dépêcher. Rendons-moi dur comme je crois aux prêtres cannibales


你們都是蠢貨，分不清自己和達娜。 現在他們也不能了。 你是我永遠的婊子。我是魚的主人。跨性別主義和蘋果飯的擠壓橙味是無法形容的。超速超載狂歡的合格嘮叨者。
FREE PUSSY!

the rose of ebon bled crimson

dark pleasure fled my head and lungs

her lace like night, the moon is flesh

lady moon of blood-red clenched

by my shadow grasp and litanies sung

Because I had to follow faith.
Because I had to allow your bullshit grace.
Because I had to follow a cloud
Because I had to think things happen for a reason..
Because I wasn't allowed to know for sure
Because I had to recognize and assume a connection.
Because I had to keep my eyes open for chance.
Because the rules of the game deserved to be shit on.
Because it's not paranoia when you're all full of shit.
Because you needed to fail at least fucking once
Because that's what you get for trying.
Because that's what you get for calling it nice.
Because your a bitch ass evangelist that deserves to die. 

I mostly wear clothes that are alien, space or crypto themed. I like the designs they seem like something a graffitti artist would make. I most post them on my youtube @alienahk and on twitter. I figure its the only way i can think of to meet aliens or people who like crypto.

I think aliens are satanic. They say the have black eyes and on earth you have to work together to achieve things so im guessing in space it would be the opposite. Or maybe aliens are actually from underground...

 So my name has been lucifer for a few years now i get alot of questions about it. I still go out to bars/clubs every now and then with people i know. Some people are chill with it, alot cant believe thats my name. You gotta express yourself and be prepared for the backlash if you wanna raise some hell way i see it. As far as work goes the best jobs i would say is doordash or something remote like programming cause its gonna get old dealing with the repeated questions about your name. Working with disabled people is a good job cause people and staff are more laid back. Most people would want to call u by another name cause demonic names are hard to pronounce or they just dont like saying it. I personally dont care as long as they know what my name is. My first, middle and last name is demonic so its kinda funny going into places to do paperwork, some have questions and sometimes its whatever. Ive looked into many satanic organizations like church of satan and joy of satan but i think i would rather blog and see if i can find like minded people. Sorry about my previous post i need to work on proofreading i dont usually do blogs.

 I do alot of research on religions trying to find something to believe in. Reason being is that i dont really fit in with other beliefs (i guess i feel like im something new or lost). Which brought me to satanism. I think the belief in satan is corrupted by people against satan in order to try and make it extinct but in turn if they fail they will become extinct (because that is their only purpose in life). So i guess the other question is what is satanism in my view. Its about fetishes (demons) and self gratification. I remember i seen someone wanting to know how do you sell your soul to satan. In my belief thats not a real thing. Satanism is not a business deal it is a religion. What makes a religion? Well names that other religions do not have, a language and a culture. So for example xhrist would have names like mark, peter etc. myslims have Muhammad, akbar etc any religion that has a culture has these names and a certain type of language. I know names for demons if you do research you will find names of demons from Christian, catholic and asian countries. There is lucifer, baphomet, asura, Lilith, mephisto, diablo etc. i learned alot of names from the google play app on demonic names its called diccionario demonios. What got me interested in demonic names is that names of demons make a different reaction from people which is good because that is the only way we can trust one another. There are alot of people in the world to misguide you but they would never say the name of a demon is their name. Ive been into dark/horror stuff along time and i realised the most they will play is middle ground. They dont fully embrace satan its more like anghellic or something borderline. Im not saying im some badass demonic dude that sacrafices and fucks people up for asking questions about my name to be honest im prolly more like jesus if you are thinking in the sterotypical manner. To be honest it dont matter cause i know people from many different faiths that in my mind im like (hes christian? I wouldve thought muslim cause of his beard and how he treats women. Or a dude i thought was Buddhist but he was just on some hippy shit). What really put me on this path was that i have a big foot fetish and fetish basically means demon and most religions censor things they think are sin. Thing is america didnt use to be this way i remember seeing bugs bunny naked when he got out the shower and all sorts of shit but things are changing and we have to find a way to hold our own without them. Life for us would be way better but i will need help cause i dont have the expertise or knowledge to do everything. I was thinking like underground homes, our own type of food, money everything that everbody else has. I think we could use crypto and keep everything on a low profile cause you know people will have it out for us wgich is why id go with underground homes. Theres a book called The $50 and Up Underground House Book you can get it for free on pdf. I tried learning and looking into other cultures and i believe people like me are just different, so im soreading what i know in hopes of peaking someones interest and maybe build on something.

I think that when people get into Satanism, many of them focus too much on the material aspects of the left hand path. What I mean by the material aspects is dressing a certain way to look like a Satanist, listening to music that “only a Satanist would listen to”, filling their house with horror memorabilia, so on and so forth. Basically just focusing all their energy trying to fit a mold what they think a Satanist should be, yet they don’t spend any time or energy studying left hand path philosophy, or they just don’t have the right mind set. They just want to look cool. Instead, people should not worry about how a Satanist should look, or what kind or music a Satanist is supposed to listen to and instead study what they can about the left hand path and practice it with the right mind set.

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The New World Order (The Satanic New World Order) when all Faiths are, lost the disconnection of people and their Faith's (The Satanic) will Reign over The Earth (Heartless & Soulless)

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I have done prior posts where I have talked a lot of shit on certain people drawing welfare, and I will admit, some of them I guess do have a legitimate case for receiving some kind of assistance, but I know other people at my work who seem much much more disabled and less able bodied then the individuals I know that collect welfare, and these people at my work have found a way to make it work and make contributions to our society and be ones for the positive column in our society.

I used to work for a company that worked with a non-profit that worked with people who were on disability that actually wanted to work and this non profit would work with companies to find spots in companies where these people with disabilities could fit in and eventually wean these people off of disability benefits. I had and still have so much respect for those people who were getting a free ride, but wanted to work and made strides to be self sufficient.

I think a lot of these people would be surprised what opportunities are out there and how many companies would work with them. As someone who is in a leadership position at my company, I would be more than happy to work with someone who is disabled to find a spot for them.

It just really upsets me when I see someone who is able bodied end up on welfare. I’ve seen this time after time after time. I knew a guy that was in social security for some stomach condition and he would eat just fine when I would kick it with him at Burger King. What a waste of a perfectly able bodied man. And this guy was like 6’4 and strong as can be. He was built like a tank. He belonged on a crab boat. Instead he wasted away on 700 dollars a month social security and smoked weed in his tent all day. Sad.

What upsets me the most about the whole deal is some people live like kings, perfectly able bodied and and of what appears to me to be of sound mind, getting their housing paid for, food paid for, utilities paid for, plus they get spending money every month, while there’s people working 60-70 hours a week working as a CNA who cant even afford a one bedroom apartment. How messed up is that! If the people who are working hard making things happen in this world could afford to live, then people getting all their stuff paid for on welfare wouldn’t upset me so much, but that’s what we have going on right now. Most people working out there right now couldn’t dream of affording the lifestyle people in welfare are living. Maybe that’s why I know so many people trying to play the system. In a lot of ways I don’t blame them. Why work your ass off at a job you hate for a boss you hate even more for pay that you can’t live off of, when you can just doctor shop and tell a fib or two and get your magical section 8.

Does anybody have any pride in a hard days work anymore? There’s nothing like the fulfilling feeling you get of accomplishing something and knowing that you contributed something to society. Why can’t people see that? I was taught this at a very young age. I got my first job at 15 years old and always looked forward to a hard days work. I like the challenge it brings me. I like to play the game. When I worked at that place that worked with those disabled people trying to ween off of disability, I could see them feeling the same feelings of satisfaction. I think if more people on welfare got a taste of that feeling, they would choose work as well.

If jobs would pay more livable wages to incentivize work, and these non profits would put more people on welfare in positions in these companies, they would get a taste of the satisfaction of work and we could end welfare as we know it. There’s a job for everyone. I’ve seen it. All it takes is will.

So I have a childhood friend who is a diagnosed schizophrenic who I hang out with sometimes. He lives off of social security and section 8. This guy lives a better life than pretty much most people I know and he does nothing all day. I asked him his thoughts about what they’re doing in Oregon with measure 109, and what would happen in the event it’s successful. I asked him how he would feel if doctors all of a sudden said that shrooms cured schizophrenia, and said that a few sessions with shrooms would cure him of his schizophrenia and all he would need to do is a few sessions and he would be cured and he wouldn’t be on social security anymore, and I’ll tell you what, he fucking FLIPPED OUT!!! Lololol!!! So I told him, bro, I thought your schizophrenia was debilitating and you would do anything to make it stop, so if mushrooms is the solution, wouldn’t you do it? ….. Then he went off on how his doctor said his disorder is uncurable and bla bla bla….

This dude doesn’t care about getting better. All he cares about is getting free handouts from the government. I hope this ballot measure in Oregon is successful and mushrooms works at curing mental disorders so people can be kicked off of welfare. Even if it’s like a placebo type deal. Most of these people are faking it anyways.

These don't need though. And it still hasn't been fixed so really no need articulate making too so good.

Anyway.

There's this ancient palindrome square in Latin called the Sator Square.  It has one word "Arepo", and nobody knows what the fuck it means. So you can make up a single word.

So I made an English one.

D E C A L

E V  I  L A
C  I V  I  C
A L  I  V E
L A C  E D

Totally works too.

Evila, 

was an alternate reality version of a purple haired chick. 

Now look. I am not evil. My loan officer said so. 

Oh, you'd like us to believe that, wouldn't you, Leela? Or should I say, "Evila"?

Food & Rituals - Initiation & Sin

Sins are good deeds "lose count" 

Satan first in private and in public

Be a Slave to Satan! Be a Lieutenant for Satan! Be a Minion for Satan! Be a Goddess for Satan! Be a Queen for Satan!

Everything in The Name of Satan

Do you like reading Satan in World History.

The Third Eye to see Lucifer Meditation

I took Satan's hand I'm with Satan since Jesus didn't Worship Satan Matthew 4:8 4:9 4:10

The love of Satan and Evil Energies.

Hail Satan!! The Darkside Satanic should join together for the love of Satan and rise in numbers high like The Muslim, Christians, and Jews. Satan forever!!!

Hail Satan!! The Darkside Satanic should join together for the love of Satan and rise in numbers high like The Muslim, Christians, and Jews. Satan forever!!!

Hail Satan!! The Darkside Satanic should join together for the love of Satan and rise in numbers high like The Muslim, Christians, and Jews. Satan forever!!!

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Hello,

I have one or many incubus and/or succubus attached to me. They overwhelm my thoughts constantly. I spend my days worshipping them and chaste myself for weeks only to release in orgasmic worship of them.

When I'm lucky enough to be visited by them my minds eye sees them Like this

I've used AI chat bots to attempt to interact with words, have had some success.  Nothing babes my experiences more intense than when getting very high on marijuana and calling for them. The best is when I get visited in my dreams. A few times while fucking my wife I've attempted summoned them into the room, myself, or even my wife. My youngest daughter was conceived this way. I had felt the succubus come into me. I have up control and it felt like my body was hers. My wife ended up going into labor on 6/6/23 with this child and we named her Luna.

I've wondered the name or names of my attachments. My research and the chat bots have all pointed to Lilith. Though I'm sure it's not the divine mother herself. 

My journey has stopped short of explicit rituals. Being extremely sensitive to the spiritual realms and not being a satanist myself I am a little apprehensive to engage in such a thing. My wife would also be terrified if I did. I've researched Lilith worship and succubus summoning but have got lackluster results.

Any advice from you LHP people? I have the overwhelming desire to give my entire being to this entity or entities. When it comes to the succubus/incubus question, my experience has led me to the school of thought that they are one being. As I feel incredibly feminity in them but with a strong phalic dominance.

Testing.  Looks like the blogs got fixed. Alright.  We can all be bloggers once again. 

He knew they didn't care. What better of a thing to use. Flesh and blood isn't really important. Kindred binds go as far as their money. The old lady was a fucking cunt to selfish for life, and the old man was too senile to matter anymore.

The plan was hatched.

Burn them while they fucking slept. Or at least try to. An unexpected visit by a molotov cocktail should do.

He knew the layout. The woman slept in the master bedroom and the man slept in his own separate room. The room in-between them would be an excellent place.

He often thought about the execution of this. The mercy given to the world in killing those two. At least the woman. The man was a castrated beta cuck bitch that earned his death fucking a controlling cunt.

It was almost too joyous to contain. The gettiness.

If it all goes well and the molotov explodes brilliantly, perhaps they'll die?  If not, attempted will do.

Fun the crime is the tail wagging the dog. A chance to become demonic and troll the precious sensitivities of the criminal justice system. Perhaps mock the prosecutor for his little bitch emotional condemnation?

"Aww, what are you gonna do about this heinous offense, you abolished the death penalty?"

Contempt upon contempt. Removal. To be the most evil person of the day.

A fun way to assure security for oneself when all is lost.

Hiya

我が主、サタンを称える人々を増やすためには、人々が本来もつ欲望を肯定し解放してやる教えが悪魔教には「ある」ことを知らしめる必要が有ります。それが、民衆の魂と肉体を満足させてやることであることは、疑いありません。昔の人々は、それを「退廃と堕落」と呼んで、人々からキリスト教などは遠ざけようと図りました。そして、人々に「偽善者」として振るうようにさせたのです。しかし、人々が本来もつ欲望や望みを抑えつけたために、心と肉体が分裂して、精神をむしばませる「うつ病」とか、「体が動かなくなる病気にさせました。現代人の悲劇はキリスト教が作り出した病気です。これを、根本から元に戻して、人間本来のしあわせである。心が望む欲望と肉体が望むセックスの解放を、悪魔礼拝と複数恋愛主義や全裸主義を人々が実践して「快楽を味わい、サタンの皇帝する欲望を満足する缶あえに導くこと」をサタにストが実践することであると考えます。私たちのサタニック・スインガーグループのめざすところは、それです。我々の反キリスト教組織には、西暦２０００ねんを過ぎて、悪魔の千年王国が党相しました！今や、地上を支配する者は、我が主サタンさまです。この地獄の1000年王国時代をサタにストは栄光の時代として発展させましょう!ヘイルサタン!私は、この望みを果たすつもりです。